You Know You’re A Dog Person When…

  • All dates must pass your dog’s inspection
  • All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.
  • You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. (Bonus if you keep them on the refrigerator for more than a month.)
  • Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs
  • Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting.
  • All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house
  • Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.
  • Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite
  • Call long distance and talk with your dog.
  • Dog hair in food is just another spice.
  • If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
  • Any conversation you’re having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of dogs
  • 90 percent of your Internet connection time goes to the dogs (seeing what’s

    new when you enter your breed into the browser, reading up on multiple

    lists, checking out photos, sounds and faqs, etc.).
  • All kinds of things around the house are in need of repair, but the injured

    dog you rescued by the side of the road requires immediate surgery and out

    comes the checkbook
  • All of your charitable donations go to dog-related and humane society

  • All of your furniture came to you second hand or via curbside discard, but

    your dog crates are top of the line, industry premium.
  • All your social activities revolve around other dog people
  • Your voice is recognized by your vet’s receptionist
  • And after 3 and a half hours of grooming you let that beautiful creature out

    to go potty before bedtime and he turns and looks back at you, all clean and

    pretty, he smiles a little smile that warms your heart so deeply that words

    can never say. A picture you will remember forever. When the dog comes back in you realize he has been rolling in the dead bird/squirrel you thought
    you carefully buried that morning.
  • Anyone can look at your (pick all that apply) — T-shirt – sweatshirt –

    coffee mug – keychain – beach towel – cooking apron – couch throw – tote

    bag – computer screen saver/wallpaper/mousepad/wristpad/monitor frame – gift wrapping paper – photographic displays – calendars – refrigerator
    magnets -weather vane – door mat – bumper stickers – umbrella – Christmas sweater –

    socks – embroidery project – child’s collection of stuffed animals – sheets

    and bedspread – checks – checkbook covers – throw pillows – Home Pages —

    and know immediately that you are a dog lover, AND probably what particular

    breed you favor.
  • At least three of your five weeks vacation are scheduled around grooming,

    vaccinations and dental cleaning…all for the dogs!
  • City officials come to your home and say “Your dogs are barking.” And you

    can’t figure out what the problem is.
  • Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard you were a” dog person”
  • Cut your vacations to 3 day weekends only.
  • Dog crates double as chairs and/or tables in your family room
  • Everyone at the office is eager to know if the dogs are all right because you were late for the meeting
  • First time visitors wonder aloud: “Do you smell something?” and you really don’t
  • In upstate New York this year, let’s get out the map and see what else is

    interesting in that area…” or “Let’s go on a walking tour or Savannah so

    we can bring the dogs along now what hotel chains allow dogs?”)

    Introduce your dog to the photographer and ask would you like to kiss fido

  • It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle the poop

    It’s easier to get a hairdresser’s appointment for yourself than it is to

    get one for your dog.
  • You are on an email list with other dog people and each

    one of them feels like more than family.

    Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
  • More than half your grocery money goes to dog food and treats
  • Most of your social life is with other dog people.
  • Most of your vacation pictures are of dogs around the world.
  • No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your

  • No one wants to ride in your car because they know they’ll get dog hair on

    their clothes.
  • Nobody’s feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to

    sleep on any piece they so choose
  • On your 1040 form all your charitable donations are to Humane Societies,

    Shelters and Rescue groups.
  • On your Christmas list to ‘Santa’ you only want crooks, whistles, jumps,

    doggie sweater, doggie ‘gum ball machine’, a place to have sheep, and oh

    yes, the sheep.
  • One of your vet files is labeled “Other”
  • Order 250 Xmas photos of just the dog, no family in photos.
  • Order 5×7 photos of the kids and order 16 x20 of SPOT.
  • Overnight guests (who share your bed) are offended by having to sleep with

    you and the dog(s)
  • Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
  • Relative solidity of dog excrement is a suitable topic for discussion in

    mixed company.
  • Tax rebates go to “the dog fund” or a spending spree through the supply

  • The cost of boarding your furkids equals that of your entire vacation

    The dog’s kibble is stored in 45 gallon garbage cans, and the water is kept

    in a bucket with it’s own drip tray under it. (Score extra if you have had a

    water tap installed over the bucket to save time, or [for longhaired breeds]

    if you keep a towel lying permanently on the floor to soak up drips and

    squeegee around with your foot.)
  • The family’s eye doctor is located in town, but the dog’s ophthalmologist is

    located a two-hour drive away.
  • The first question you ask when on a date is: “So, do you like animals?”
  • The guardians of your dogs will receive a larger amount of insurance policy

    money than will all other members of your family, combined.
  • The highlight of your day is spending time with your dog.
  • The instructions to the dog kennel are longer than the instructions to the

    house sitter.
  • The largest display of collectibles in the house is dog stuff — plates,

    photos, cards, etc.
  • The majority of your charitable contributions go to animal organizations

    The most exciting times on vacations, no matter where in the world you go,

    is when you get to pet a dog (a “canine fix”).
  • The number one priority when buying a new house is the size and landscape of

    the backyard
  • The only (or at least first) forum you log onto is the animal forum
  • The only thing your friends, colleagues, and passing acquaintances say to

    you when they see you is, “How are the dogs?” or “How many dogs do you have

  • The only time you use your camper is for dog shows.
  • The part of the backyard you finish first is the dog run.
  • The part of your will dealing with your dogs is longer than any other part.
  • The sound of any liquid hitting the floor two rooms away at 3 a.m. Is enough

    to launch you out of bed; but otherwise you can sleep through a ringing

    telephone, the alarm clock, earthquake tremors, etc.
  • The thought of changing a baby’s diaper makes you swoon, but you can pick up

    dog poop barehanded, if necessary, without batting an eye
  • The total “poundage” of canines outweighs the total poundage of humans in

    the household.
  • The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink,

    to keep the dog out of it while you’re at work.
  • The whereabouts of all your important legal and personal documents escapes

    you, yet you know precisely where to locate the file that includes all the

    vet records, breed papers and registration
  • The word “bitch” becomes non-derogatory and flows naturally in most

  • To win a precious $.75 show ribbon, you think nothing to forking out

    hundreds of dollars to board/pet sit the other dogs, pay for entry fees,

    gas, accommodations and meals
  • Vaccination and licensing records for all your dogs are in perfect order,

    but your checkbook hasn’t been balanced in months, and last year’s tax

    records are nowhere to be found.
  • When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
  • While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, “Isn’t there

    anyone else in your family besides the dog?”
  • You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog

    sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the

  • You and your family haven’t had your annual check up in two years, but the

    dogs are all medically up to date
  • You are the only idiot out walking in the pouring rain, but your dog needs

    her walk.
  • You are unbelievably pleased to receive a dog item (any dog item) as a

    gift –especially from a “non-dog” friend. (They really cared even if it’s

    not your breed.)
  • You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid

    of the vacuum cleaner.
  • You become paranoid about keeping ID on your dog at all times (collar, tags,

    microchip, tattoo), but don’t bother to carry any ID yourself.
  • You become the family dog kennel for all your relatives
  • You believe every dog is a lap dog.
  • You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the

    neighborhood. You know their names.
  • You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
  • You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on
  • You buy a $20.00 stuffed toy and within an hour you find toy stuffing all

    over the yard. You and the dogs bow your heads in silent prayer.
  • You buy a bigger bed that will comfortably sleep six
  • You buy a mini-van to give them all enough travel room
  • You buy premium quality dog kibble for your dog, but live on take-out,

    frozen pizza, and blue-box macaroni and cheese yourself.
  • You buy vitamin supplements for your dog and administer them daily (wrapped

    in cheese if necessary), but consider yourself fortunate if you remember to

    take your own more than twice a week.
  • You can only remember people by associating them with their dog
  • You can’t fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
  • You can’t remember family birthdays and anniversaries, but you can rattle

    off a six generation pedigree with birthdates, health data and coat colors

    at the drop of a hat.
  • You can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are

    nose-prints all over the inside.
  • You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
  • You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your

    parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
  • You carry plastic “pick-up” bags and an extra kennel lead in your purse,

    pocket, and car at all times.
  • You celebrate dog events (new dog, dog birthday, finished championships,

    etc.) by throwing catered parties with lots of people–but you ignore your

    own birthday.
  • You change jobs so you can spend more time with the dogs.
  • You chirp, cluck, whistle, make kissy noises, and give “stay” and “heel”

    commands to your car. (Bonus: if you do this and give the “beg” command to

    your significant other.)
  • You consider dog crates to be an inspired form of interior decorating.

    (Bonus: you use them as end tables in your living room.)
  • You decide to downsize from a huge house in the city to an average country

    cottage with lots of land in order to build the kennel of your dreams
  • You describe your children as having temperaments rather than personalities
  • You don’t go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go

    home and see your dog.
  • You don’t mind it when you find dog hair in the sink, tub, embedded in the

    carpet or your clothes, or mixed in your food. (Take an extra point if you

    don’t bother trying to remove the hair from your food–extra protein

  • You don’t think it’s the least bit strange to stand in the back yard

    chirping “Meg, pee!” over and over again, while Meg tends to play and forget

    what she’s out there for (but what your neighbors think of your behavior is

    yet another story).
  • You don’t think twice about sitting on the floor because both the couch and

    the chair are completely dog full
  • You don’t think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your
  • You don’t work late or socialize after work because you have to get home to

    take care of your dog.
  • You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to

    wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
  • You get so frustrated about the lack of cable TV in your area that you get a

    satellite dish or direct feed so you can watch the Westminster Kennel Club

    Show on the Madison Square Garden network.
  • You go to pet supply stores on weekends because it’s one of the few places

    you can take your dog. You take your dog for rides in the car; and treat him

    to a drive-thru window burger at mcdonalds on special occasions.
  • You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
  • You hate posing for pictures unless you’re with your dog.
  • You hate to go to the grocery store for people food, but when the dog treats

    are gone, off you go with no hesitation, even at the busiest time.
  • You have *two* dog doors between the house and the fenced yard, so the

    doggies can run circles, half inside, half outside.
  • You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog

    understands them all.
  • You have a bad day and decide that your dog is the best “person” to talk it

    over with.
  • You have a case of Summer’s Eve disposable douche in the house for emergency

    treatment of a skunk attack. (Extra points given if a male has picked this

    up for you at the store.)
  • You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
  • You have a plastic kiddie wading pool in the back yard, but no kids. (Double

    points if you have a pool for each dog.)
  • You have extra dog collars and leashes on the walls, grooming tools on the

    TV and sofa, dog beds strewn across all flat surfaces, kibble crud around

    the base of your cabinets, chew toys everywhere, dog-fur dust rhinos

    skidding across the carpet, and a long line of drips from the water bucket

    to the living room across the hardwood floors–and you don’t care. (Bonus

    and automatic win if you have important company coming and you ignore all

    the housekeeping in order to groom the dogs before company arrives.)
  • You have hundreds of pictures of your dogs on your desk at work, in your

    wallet, etc., but none of your family or yourself.
  • You have kiddie gates permanently installed at strategic locations in the

    house–but no kids.
  • You have nose prints on all glass surfaces–windows,

    doors, inside the car, etc.–and you leave them there because cleaning them

    seems so futile at this point.
  • You have little songs that you sing to your dog, and she always wags when

    you sing, even though you can’t carry a tune.
  • You have memorized the addresses of your breed association, local clubs, and

    the AKC.
  • You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog

    crates than you have dogs (Bonus points if you’ve kept puppy collars, toys,

    and crates for “the next one”).
  • You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you

    know where his lips have been.
  • You have three Home Pages — all of them dealing with your dogs, your

    friends’ dogs, your dogs’ friends, etc.
  • You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
  • You have your dog’s picture on your office desk (but no one else’s).
  • You justify the addition of a significant other in your life so you can have

    someone around to pet sit when you go away on business travel.
  • You justify the addition of a significant other in your life so you can have

    someone to

    hold the dogs when you’re out walking in town and want to run into a store

    to buy coffee or ice cream.
  • You justify the purchase of a larger vehicle or house because of the dogs.
  • You keep 2-liter bottles of water and a water dish in the car at all times.
  • You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog

    gets thirsty at night (after all, her other dish is way down on the first

  • You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
  • You keep license tags from dogs that have passed away.
  • You keep the heartworm medication in the refrigerator in the “deli drawer.”
  • You know more about canine nutrition than human nutrition (and it shows).
  • You lecture people on responsible pet ownership and breed rescue whenever

    you can.
  • You let the neighbor’s dog sleep over.
  • You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.
  • You look at every poop in your yard before you pick it up making your

    neighbors think you are weird. (What is even better is the looks on their

    faces when you stuff the really fresh doodie into a plastic bag for safe

    keeping until you can get to the vet’s.)
  • You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.
  • You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
  • You meet other people with dogs, and remember their dog’s call name after 30

    seconds, but don’t get the owner/handler’s name until you’ve met them 2 or 3

    times. (At which point you know the dog’s registered name, lineage, show

    history, and probably only the first name of the owner/handler. Last names

    take 3-4 meetings unless you’ve heard about the people from other dog people

  • You meet someone when out walking your dogs and you introduce your dogs

  • You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a

    taste, too).
  • You never think about how much money you spend on the dogs (or how much debt

    you could reduce by not having them around).
  • You no longer have to buy extra large garbage bags, because the empty, 40

    pound dog food bags work just as well
  • You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
  • You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops

  • You order a tailor-made dog blanket to keep your aging dog warm, but don’t wear anything yourself that didn’t come through a production line.
  • You pick up other dogs’ excrement when you go on walks in your neighborhood.
  • You plan all vacations around dog activities/events. (“Well, our breed

    specialty is in upstate New York this year, let’s get out the map and see

    what else is interesting in that area…” or “Let’s go on a walking tour or

    Savannah so we can bring the dogs along–now what hotel chains allow dogs?”)
  • You politely bow out of an important social engagement so you can attend a

    dog show
  • You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
  • You reach into your pockets for change, and liver treats, dog kibble, and

    pick-up bags fall all over. (Bonus: You’ve done this in a classy

  • You read a newspaper article by pieces in the front yard and don’t think

    there’s anything strange about doing this.
  • You readily allow your dogs to give you slobbery kisses, but you don’t dare

    wipe a toddler’s nose
  • You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
  • You rip up the carpet and lay tile to make clean up so much easier
  • You run out of books to read on your breed/interest and hear about a new

    book being released in another country. You call every person you know and

    start to figure out exchange rates,query the Internet, etc. To obtain it.

    Susan Conant’s “Dog Lover Mysteries,” however humorously told, sounds like

    real life.
  • You rush to get home from work in time to get some of what your spouse is

    fixing for the dogs, since s/he doesn’t cook for you.
  • You save every dog magazine you’ve ever bought. If a conversation with your

    family includes: “Are dogs all you *ever* think about? They are running your

    life–all your money, time, friends, vacation, and holidays are spent with

    the dogs. Even your house and car!!…” and you can still smile.
  • You save up for months before a specialty show in order to round out your

  • You send out especially-made holiday cards that feature you and the dogs
  • You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all

    her favorite spots.
  • You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
  • You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
  • You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
  • You slipcover all the furniture in a complementary color to your dog to make

    it easier to hide/remove the dog hair.
  • You snuggle closer to the dog than the person with whom you are sleeping
  • You spend a fortune to visit another country, and spend all your time

    visiting kennels.
  • You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
  • You spend more time and effort grooming your dog than yourself. (And it

    shows–your dog gets more compliments than you do.)
  • You spend more time looking through mail order catalogs for dog supplies

    than for Victoria’s Secret nighties.
  • You spend more time on the computer dealing with “dog stuff” than “other

  • You stagger your dog magazine subscriptions to make sure you’ll receive one

    every week
  • You start barking at your children to “Sit! Stay!”
  • You take a sick day from work to take care of your dog.
  • You take bereavement leave when you dog dies.
  • You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
  • You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
  • You think about saving all the fur from your dog’s spring shed to have it

    made into a sweater.
  • You use kennel disinfectant in the house.
  • You use your down payment for a new van to have cataract surgery on your old

    dog and drive the van you have for 3 more years. (What good is a new van if

    she can’t see out the window?)
  • You wake in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and your feet hit

    a wet spot. You look at the dog in bed with you and he looks at you like

    “Not me!…Must have been one of the other dogs.”
  • You watch simply awful movies because your breed is either featured in a

    cameo scene or there’s a 3-second camera shot during a crowd scene. (Bonus

    points awarded if you move through the scene frame by frame or in slow

    motion, or if you watch the rest of the movie.)
  • You’d rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the

    movies with your sweetie.
  • You’ll buy anything with your breed on it–even the mug with the Malamute on

    it that looks like an anemic Siberian Husky, or the Greyhound keychain that

    looks more like an IG. (Note: People owned by rare breeds are very

    susceptible to this disease.)
  • Your “Welcome” sign has a dog on it.
  • Your bedspread doesn’t have to coordinate with the bedroom, as it’s always

    covered with a sheet for the dogs, anyway. Ditto for the couches.
  • Your carpeting matches the color of your dog-purposely
  • Your children (wife, husband, etc.) Complain that you always take more

    pictures of the dog than you do of them
  • Half your laundry is dog blankets, sheets, and beds. (Bonus: Your dog was

    sick on them and you have to sneak into the local laundromat at midnight to

    do the wash.)
  • Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies

  • Your dog decides he doesn’t like someone and you tend to agree
  • Your dog does something wonderfully cute, and you call your friends to tell

    them about it. (Bonus: The call is long distance, to a non-dog person, and

    you keep them on the line for more than 2 hours.)
  • Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately

    afterward, of course).
  • Your dog gets a deep cut on the pad of his foot and gets emergency medical

    attention at the vet; but you break your toes and settle for taping them

    together with duct tape and taking some aspirin to kill the pain.
  • Your dog gets his coat stripped/trimmed more often than you get a hair cut.
  • Your dog gets his teeth brushed daily, scaled weekly, and dental cleaning at

    the vet’s every 6-12 months–and you can’t remember your dentist’s name.
  • Your dog gets regular checkups every 6 months, but you’ve lived in the state

    for five years and don’t have a doctor yourself. (Score double points on

    this one if you have a reserve vet lined up for your dogs as well.)
  • Your dog gets sick and you sleep next to him in a sleeping bag in the

    kitchen in case he needs to go out.
  • Your dog has the best birthday party over and above any kid in the entire

  • Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a

    small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.
  • Your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site!
  • Your dog sleeps with you.
  • Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over
  • Your dogs eat only the most nutritionally sound food, while your favorite

    meal is mac’n cheese
  • Your dogs have a larger wardrobe of holiday-related bandanas than you do.
  • Your dogs have their own Christmas card and gift list — and they receive

    cards and gifts in return.
  • Your dogs have their own Christmas tree — and it’s so full of ornaments

    that they need a larger one.
  • Your e-mail address is your kennel name.
  • Your family has resigned themselves to the fact that you’re bringing your

    dog to all holiday gatherings (or you don’t bother coming at all.)
  • Your favorite month is April – National Dog Appreciation Month!
  • Your file is the only one that remains in the “IN” box at the vet’s office
  • Your file rivals War And Peace
  • Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will

    take pets
  • Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything else.
  • Your friend’s dog acts as Best Dog at your wedding.
  • Your friends invite you to a fun night out at the dinner theater and you say

    no because you would rather be home grooming your dogs. Or the new

    subscription from a dog magazine came and you want to read it.
  • Your friends know which chair not to sit in
  • Your license plate, license-plate frame, or bumper sticker mentions your dog

    or breed.
  • Your medications are available at the drug store down the block, but your

    dog’s medication has to be ordered from and shipped by a specialist.
  • Your mom calls and asks how the granddogs are
  • Your mood today depends on how yesterday’s training session went.
  • Your Mother’s Day (birthday, anniversary, etc.) Present is a puppy.
  • Your parents give up on grandchildren and start to refer to your dogs as

    “your kids” or your children.” (Bonus: they start to call them “our

  • Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog, remember her birthday, and

    send her greeting cards and gifts.
  • Your personal calendar has notations in it for heartworm medication, vaccine

    and license renewals, obedience class, breed club meetings, local shows,

    sale days at Cherrybrook, etc.–but few or no family events.
  • Your personal library is heavy on dog books — and so is the library for

    which you order books.
  • Your photo Christmas cards feature your dogs (humans optional).
  • Your spouse issues the ultimatum: “It’s them or me!” and you have no problem

    pointing out the suitcase
  • Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come across
  • Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
  • Your vet takes a few extra courses just to keep up with your breed’s

    assorted ailments
  • Your vet, back-up vet, emergency vet clinic, and obedience instructor are

    all programmed speed dials on your telephone.
  • Your vet’s office number is the first one on your speed dial list, his home

    is number two

    Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both
  • days).
  • You’re more concerned with the dogs’ needs than your own when the budget

    gets tight
  • You’re more familiar with dog laws than you are with people laws
  • You’re willing to drive an hour in a snowstorm to make it to obedience

    class, but can’t be bothered to drive the 30 minutes to a friend’s house for

    dinner or to visit.
  • You’re willing to pet sit, but not baby sit for friends.
  • You’ve conducted a taste test for dog kibble by buying multiple brands of

    food and evaluating your dog’s interest in each one. (Extra points if you

    made a party out of it and invited other friends and their dogs over. Or

    tasted it yourself.)
  • You’ve considered moving into the kennel since it’s cleaner than your house.
  • You’ve had long meaningful discussions with your friends on the best way to

    trim your dog’s nails, but have never had a manicure or pedicure in your

  • You’ve just spent $60 on groceries and realize none of it is for yourself.
  • You’ve memorized the vet’s phone number. (Bonus points if you have his home

    phone memorized as well.)
  • You’ve memorized you dog’s pedigree at least 5 generations back (including

    coat colors, kennels, and personality descriptions)–but know next to

    nothing about your own parentage.
  • You’ve traced your dog’s family tree further than you have your own

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