Mixed Breeds

  1. Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in society
  2. Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
  3. Kerry Blue x Golden Retriever = Blue Retriever, a dog always willing to fetch a beer (Only bred in Canada by, and for Canadians.)
  4. Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class
  5. Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
  6. Akita x Shiba Inu = Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
  7. Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that’s mad about its owner
  8. Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  9. Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that’s not much fun
  10. Boxer x German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
  11. Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
  12. Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
  13. Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
  14. Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
  15. Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
  16. Dachhund x Kerry Blue = Daiquiri, bring on the “happy hour”
  17. Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
  18. Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  19. Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don’t bet on ’em
  20. Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
  21. Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
  22. Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
  23. Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador = Jackdor, falls out windows trying to fly
  24. Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can’t get this dog off its duff
  25. Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  26. Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
  27. Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  28. Pekingese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
  29. Pekingese x Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
  30. Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
  31. Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  32. Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
  33. Pyrenees x Akita = Pyrakita, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
  34. Saluki x Shitzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
  35. Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
  36. Shitzu x Poodle = Shitpoo, a funny little shit but full of poo.
  37. Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
  38. Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
  39. Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
  40. Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  41. Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = Bratweiler, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events

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