Kerry Blue Veterinary Dictionary

Liberally adapted from the Terrier-L Newslist

  • ARTERY – the study of paintings
  • BACTERIA – the back door of a cafeteria – hangout for Kerries
  • BARIUM – what vets do when patients die
  • BOWEL – a letter like A,E,I,O,U
  • CAESAREAN SECTION – a neighborhood in Rome
  • CAT SCAN – Kerry Blue searching for kitty
  • CAUTERIZE – made eye contact with her
  • COMA – a punctuation mark
  • D & C – where Washington is
  • DILATE – to live longer
  • ENEMA – not a friend
  • FESTER – quicker
  • FIBULA – a small lie
  • HANG NAIL – coat hook
  • LABOR PAINS – getting hurt at work
  • MEDICAL STAFF – Vet’s cane
  • MORBID – a higher offer
  • NITRATES – cheaper than day rates
  • NODE – was aware of
  • OUT PATIENT – a Kerry who has fainted
  • PAP SMEAR – a fatherhood test

  • RECOVERY ROOM – place to do upholstery
  • RECTUM – dang near killed ’em
  • SECRETION – hiding something
  • SEIZURE – Roman emperor
  • TERMINAL ILLNESS – getting sick at the airport
  • TUMOR – more than one
  • URINE – opposite of “you’re out!”
  • VARICOSE – nearby
  • VEIN – conceited

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