How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Kerry Blue: I’ll get that bulb outta there – hey! you want the fixture too? Wait a minute – lets get these wire thingies out while we’re
at it – I’ll be with you in a minute . . . .

Jack Russell Terrier: Two, but the job never gets done – they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to
be done!

Bulldog: Just one. But it takes him three years to do it.

Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!

Pomeranians don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they’re

Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No – on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

Australian Shepherd: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Scottish Terrier: 48 ’cause they’re so short so they have to pile a whole bunch one on top of the other to get up to the ceiling, *unless*
they can persuade you to get the ladder out of the garage by biting yer ankles!

Irish Setter: None. Irish Setters are lit up all the time so there’s no need for light bulbs.

Shiba Inu: Won’t change the light bulb and won’t let anyone else change it either.

Beagle: They dont bother because it’s more comfortable to sleep in the dark.

Border Collies: None. They just stare at it until it glows again.

German Shepherd: I’ll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!

Amstaff: Bounce! Take out old bulb. Bounce! Put in new bulb. Bounce! Hit light switch to check new bulb. Bounce! It works! Bounce! Bounce!

Akita: You, yes, you there with the opposable thumbs, excuse me, but it is unusually dark in here, and I require it light. Do something
about it immediately.

Basset Hound: If it isn’t edible why bother?

Papillons: One to change the bulb, eight to cheer him on.

Irish Setters:

  1. Burned out light bulb? Oh that is sooo funny! Sure. Lets all go change the bulb. How do you tell which one is burned out? Somebody bring the balloons!
  2. At least two to drag the trampoline over to the light fixture.
  3. Would need a German Shepherd dog to remember why they were there.


  1. Maybe they are the ones with the trampoline.
  2. But they would be arguing over who got to hold the bulb.

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Dobermans: Well, just one, but be prepared to come home to find the house completely rewired and the furniture probably rearranged to

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: None, ’cause they’re so cute they light up the room. And anyway, they couldn’t be bothered to get off your

Australian Terriers: Two. One to stand on the floor, the second to jump on top of the first, the first on top of the second, the second
on top, of the first, until they reach the ceiling, so they can change the light bulb.

Labs: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze, it’s awful cute and I can tell it likes
me. Can I?

Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

C*t: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

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